Penal Pen Pals
Well honey…as everyone knows, the only good thing about a yawn is that your mouth is conveniently open for if some nice young stud wants to come by and slide anything in it. Well a yawn and a bit of wondering if it is just a nightmare instead of a movie is all I was able to get from Penal Pen Pals. Television has so many of those silly and stupid reality shows and we can all tell that most of them aren’t really reality…just real amateur actors with real scripts and my only hope for Penal Pen Pals is that it isn’t really reality, and if it is, then someone really needs to review what people want when they watch porn…sure, Oz was a fabulous series, but porn is about sex baby.
Each scene competes for which one will bore you to an orgasm first. Now I’m sure that everyone in the world has a wonderful story to tell about who they are, how they got to where they are, and what they want, but if I’m going to be watching a movie that will enable me to let the semen out to swim…I want to see sex. Not listen to some guy telling me about how he got busted for selling weed, and jail is lonely, and how he fantasized about sex with some pornstar who was on the outside, and then finally after listening to them whine, seeing some of the most boring sex I have ever seen. Like lock me away for a year and then bring me that yummy Jeff Palmer and watch me unleash a years worth of sexual frustration on his ass. I definitely would not be wasting a bunch of time talking to the camera. I would let my cock do the talking for me. But sadly, all you get to see are these guys telling their stories and then having brief quickies that you’d better have some really good wrist action happening if you want to cum before the action is over. No swishes for Penal Pen Pals, just wishes that I could have the time back to watch one of the better movies we have.
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