Playin With The Coachs Balls
First of all I have to ask what is up with the idea of soccer being played indoors in a gymnasium? Even those silly speaking English people play their soccer outside, even though the weather there is wet enough to prune even the largest cock. Also even though I don’t play soccer, or like it, I do know that the players are supposed to wear high cut floppy shorts with nothing to hold their cocks so that we can see their package swinging when they run down the field. Obviously these guys either didn’t know that, or were just too rude to give us more of a show than just the short sex scenes that they delivered.
That’s right, I said short sex-scenes. This whole movie is under half an hour long…that’s right, your average Simpsons, Family Guy, or South Park episode is actually longer than this whole porn movie. Oh well you think, maybe the guys are total studmuffins with buns perfect for buttering and battering and huge cocks that will make you gasp in surprise and desire. Well, stop thinking that way; the guys in Playin With The Coach’s Balls are average package size at best and the sex that they have is rushed, and feels very awkward. I have reviewed a lot of good movies that are guaranteed hot jack-off material, and some that are not as good. But never have I reviewed anything as poorly done as this one. The only benefit I see to this movie is, if you have a short attention span at least it’s a short movie.
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